Morning Call

One night at 3-star hotel, I ordered at 6 AM wake up call. The next morning I woke up before 6 AM but the phone did not ring until 6.30 AM.

"Good Morning!" a young man said sheepishly "This is your wake up call".

Annoyed, I let the hotel worker have it. "You were supposed to call at 6 AM,"I complained. "What if I have a million dollar deal to close this morning and your oversight made me miss out on it?"

"Well sir," the desk clerk quickly replied. "If you had a million dollar deal to close, you wouldn't be staying in this hotel!"